~~~*The Lonely Girl In The Corner*~~~

Hello my name is Pete Wentz. What I am about to tell you is a true story. Honestly, really, true. If you dont believe, well, that's ok too.....

 Maria was a strange girl, who had strange fears. She was scared of discovering her friends and families heads ( dripping with blood ) in her basement, scared of the howling sound  the trees made when the wind was going crazy outside, but most of all, she was scared of being buried alive.

All her life, Maria had only one boyfriend and only one true best friend:Erica ( who lived down the street ) and Mykal her boyfrind ( who lived not to far from Maria )  Erica was closer to Maria than Mykal , mostly cause Mykal smelled like feet and made fun of Maria and her friends, but mostly he picked on Erica. Also because Mykal would love to play mean tricks on everyone and he ate bugs dead or alive, seriously.

Mykal was mostly a lonar and a trickster, and he new all about Marias and Ericas fears. Mykal wanted to show Maria and Erica how stupid and retarted there fears where, so he thought of a plan. It was mostly evil and a life threateneing plan, but he thought it would be funny.

Mykal  decided that he would pretend to be dead. While he was pretending to be dead, there will be a giant funeral for him, and the only person that would know he was pretending would be.......Maria. Soo0oo0o0o0o.......................the joke was gonna be on Erica.

At the funeral, near the end, Mykal would start to make alot of noise and and scream and holler. Maria would yell (loudly) "Stop he's alive!"

Mykal would let the joke go as far as having the coffin lowered into the grave, and as they shovel the first mound of dirt, he would plop right on out of the coffin and yell "Gotchya". Everyone at the funeral, would relize what was going on and they would all have a good laugh at Ericas fears.What a silly fear to have lol.

The morning of Halloween, Maria recieved a call from Mykals mother. "Im so sorry", she said " but Mykal was in a terrible accident, honey, Im calling to tell you that he has passed away." Mykals mother broke into tears and hung up the phone.

Maria felt horrible as she placed the phone back on the reciever. She didnt think that it was a joke like last time.

The day of the funeral Erica, her parents, and only marias parents all attended. Everyone from the neighborhood was their, even the old lady who lived alone in a big house with all her cats.

Everyone exept for Maria was there. Maria was in fact was cheating on Mykal and was now in England getting married to a hot emo boy named Scotty.She had left her cellphone at home and there was no way of calling everyone at the funeral and telling them that the funeral was fake.

The funeral was beautiful. Members of Mykals family stood up to share stories and wonderful memeries of him. Songs where sung. Everyone cried.

As the ceremony came close to the end, Mykal became tired of pretending and started banging on the casket. He thought that Maria would start to protest. Everyone would be so confused.

He did ont know that Maria was in England getting married.No one else noticed the sounds that he was making. They all where so sad and lost in there thoughts...

The poeple to carry the coffin came and stood at each corner of the coffin. They picked it up carefully. Mykal managed to yell and scream. He kicked the walls and slammed his fists one the roof of the coffin. He listened for anyones response. No one paid attention.

Everyone walked slowly as they followed the coffin to its final resting place. The mothers cried, some soflty some loudly, while the fathers just stood there as still as trees.

The coffin was dropped slowly into the ground. Mykal could hear the dirt dropping onto the top of the coffin. With each thud of dirt Mykals body tempature rose slightly. He started sweating. He heard his mother crying out loud for her baby back. He slammed his body against the tiny walls of the coffin.

IT WAS TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!