this is not a joke please be on alert

Erica......(ILoveCookies14)

1) Leave the copy machine set to
reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch
paper, 99 copies.

2) Sit in your yard and point a hair
dryer at passing cars to see if they
slow down.

3) Specify that your drive-thru order
is "to go".

4) If you have a glass eye, tap on it
with your pen while talking to others.

5) Sing along at the opera.

6) Insist on keeping your car
windshield wipers running in all
weather conditions, "to keep them
tuned up".

7) Reply to everything someone says
with, "That's what YOU think."

8) Practise making fax and modem
noises.

9) Highlight irrelevant material in
scientific papers and "cc" them to
your boss.

10) Say "gesundteit" to people who
don't sneeze. When they question you,
tell them that you foresaw a sneeze
coming.

11) Finish all your sentences with the
words, "In accordance with prophecy."

12 ) Signal that a conversation is over
by clamping your hands over your ears.

13) Disassemble your pen
and "accidentally" flip the cartridge
across the room.

14) Holler random numbers while
someone is counting.

15) Adjust the tint on your t.v. so
that all the people are green and
insist to others that you "like it
that way".

16) Staple papers in the middle of the
page.

17) Publicly investigate just how
slowly you can make a croaking noise.

18) Honk and wave to strangers.

19 ) Decline to be seated at a
restaurant and simply eat their
complimenta ry mints by the cash
register.

20) TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

21 ) type only in lowercase.

22 ) don t use any punctuation either

23) Buy a large quantity of orange
traffic cones and re-route whole
streets.

24) Repeat the following conversation
a dozen times: "Do you hear
that?" "What?" "Nevermind, it's gone
now."

25) As much as possible, skip rather
than walk.

26) Any time a member of the opposite
sex tries to talk to you, hold your
hand up to prevent them from saying
anything and say, "Look, I know what
you're going to ask me... For the last
time, no, I will NOT go out with you."


27) Ask people what gender they are.

28) While making presentations,
oc casionally bob your head like a
parakeet.
29) While people are talking to you,
make a big display of looking up their
nose.
30) Stomp on little ketchup packets.

31) Go to a poetry recital and ask why
each poem doesn't rhyme.

32) Ask your co-workers mysterious
questi ons and then scribble the
answers in a notebook. Mutter
something about "psychological
pr ofiles".

33) Whenever someone finishes a
sentence say, "And then what happened?"

34 ) Name your dog "Dog."

35) Never break eye contact.

36) Never make eye contact.

37) On the public bus, keep asking the
driver nervously, "are we there yet?"

38) Walk up to random people and ask
them, very seriously, "Do you know the
muffin man?"

39)When ever anybody says anything to
you. Respond by saying, "I know."

40) Tell ur friends 4days prior that
you couldn't go to their party because
you're not in the mood.

I am going to tell you a little about myself...are you paying attention?

My name is Erica Conterno..are you still with me?

My birthday is on Augest,9,1993...yes I am a LEO

I have a large family...and I am an Auntie, of four kids...some poeple ask if the kids are............MINE...WEIRD...LOL

I love to go bowling and on saterdays I bowl on a team in a league...I know its kinda geeky

I live in NewBedford and go to a school called Kieth Middle School...i stayed back in............. KINDERGARTEN...if thats how u spell it..lol

Also for some reason I think that geeks or fat poeplez or weird poeple are sooo HOT!!!!!...well they are : - )

Sometimes if Im writing a message to you I would type/talk ALOT~~~srry if i already did that to you lol

I think that at every moment that I am alone that someone is watching me....CREEPY

I am part Wicca...If u dont know wat a Wicca is its a....GOOD witch,remember GOOD witch

One of my favorite colors is...PURPLE

Now if I have not told you something in this journal that you would like to know just send me a message with the title......A QUESTION...is that simple enough?

By:Erica Conterno / ilovecooklies14

 Maria was a strange girl, who had strange fears. She was scared of discovering her friends and families heads ( dripping with blood ) in her basement, scared of the howling sound  the trees made when the wind was going crazy outside, but most of all, she was scared of being buried alive.

All her life, Maria had only one boyfriend and only one true best friend:Erica ( who lived down the street ) and Mykal her boyfrind ( who lived not to far from Maria )  Erica was closer to Maria than Mykal , mostly cause Mykal smelled like feet and made fun of Maria and her friends, but mostly he picked on Erica. Also because Mykal would love to play mean tricks on everyone and he ate bugs dead or alive, seriously.

Mykal was mostly a lonar and a trickster, and he new all about Marias and Ericas fears. Mykal wanted to show Maria and Erica how stupid and retarted there fears where, so he thought of a plan. It was mostly evil and a life threateneing plan, but he thought it would be funny.

Mykal  decided that he would pretend to be dead. While he was pretending to be dead, there will be a giant funeral for him, and the only person that would know he was pretending would be.......Maria. Soo0oo0o0o0o.......................the joke was gonna be on Erica.

At the funeral, near the end, Mykal would start to make alot of noise and and scream and holler. Maria would yell (loudly) "Stop he's alive!"

Mykal would let the joke go as far as having the coffin lowered into the grave, and as they shovel the first mound of dirt, he would plop right on out of the coffin and yell "Gotchya". Everyone at the funeral, would relize what was going on and they would all have a good laugh at Ericas fears.What a silly fear to have lol.

The morning of Halloween, Maria recieved a call from Mykals mother. "Im so sorry", she said " but Mykal was in a terrible accident, honey, Im calling to tell you that he has passed away." Mykals mother broke into tears and hung up the phone.

Maria felt horrible as she placed the phone back on the reciever. She didnt think that it was a joke like last time.

The day of the funeral Erica, her parents, and only marias parents all attended. Everyone from the neighborhood was their, even the old lady who lived alone in a big house with all her cats.

Everyone exept for Maria was there. Maria was in fact was cheating on Mykal and was now in England getting married to a hot emo boy named Scotty.She had left her cellphone at home and there was no way of calling everyone at the funeral and telling them that the funeral was fake.

The funeral was beautiful. Members of Mykals family stood up to share stories and wonderful memeries of him. Songs where sung. Everyone cried.

As the ceremony came close to the end, Mykal became tired of pretending and started banging on the casket. He thought that Maria would start to protest. Everyone would be so confused.

He did ont know that Maria was in England getting married.No one else noticed the sounds that he was making. They all where so sad and lost in there thoughts...

The poeple to carry the coffin came and stood at each corner of the coffin. They picked it up carefully. Mykal managed to yell and scream. He kicked the walls and slammed his fists one the roof of the coffin. He listened for anyones response. No one paid attention.

Everyone walked slowly as they followed the coffin to its final resting place. The mothers cried, some soflty some loudly, while the fathers just stood there as still as trees.

The coffin was dropped slowly into the ground. Mykal could hear the dirt dropping onto the top of the coffin. With each thud of dirt Mykals body tempature rose slightly. He started sweating. He heard his mother crying out loud for her baby back. He slammed his body against the tiny walls of the coffin.

IT WAS TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!! 

If you dont want that to happen to you then send me a message,note,or a comment saying ( The dead girl in the closet ) REPLY OR DIE

By:Erica Conterno

1. Jeven

2. Darian

3. John

4. Robert

5. Brian

 6. Ni'el

7. Michael

Thats it for now and if i have anyone new ill add them to the list.......loves ~~~Erica~~~ 

2. At least fifteen in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would hate you is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone would not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.

10. When you make the bigest mistake ever,something good comes from it

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you ,take a look you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, sooner or later you will probably get it.

13. Always remember the compliments you recieved, and forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them;you will feal much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend,take the time to let them know they are great.

Buildings burn, Poeple die, But true love lasts forever...    By Erica Conterno

The Bad Version

1. hah probably only one

Bad Version By Maria Dopontes A.K.A Skittles